As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There r osticjed everywhere
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
