the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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