fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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