Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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