butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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