Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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