Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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