HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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