so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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