yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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