LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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