Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I want her autograph on my taint
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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