I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
handjob tips. give me some.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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