So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i drank out of a bidet.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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