I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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