I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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