no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This is my gift to your gina
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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