so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My dick has a subreddit
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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