Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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