Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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