I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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