are you so shy because you have an std?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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