I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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