bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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