her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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