can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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