Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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