Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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