And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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