What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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