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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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