You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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