i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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