Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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