Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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