gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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