Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It's never too late to be topless.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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