My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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