Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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