2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he shaved USA in his pubs
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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