I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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