dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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