Betty ford says i'm here all night
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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