So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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