Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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