his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
