every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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