I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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