She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.