We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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