hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
sarcasm needs its own font
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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