wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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