You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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