Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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